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Ted Hajnasiewicz - vocals, guitars, organ

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A paradox walk into a bar after a long day of dodgin' bullets
They say bartender pour us something strong
You have no idea what it's like to not belong
I don't know why they want us to die

But I'm told we taste good inside
Inside Their fat bellies, mixed with stuffing,
Like a turkey
Do we look like turkeys?

Turkeys don't even fly
And they got that weird neck thing swingin side to side

A paradox walk into a bar after a long day savin' lives
They say bartender pour us something light
Oh the news I had to tell that pour wife
About her husband, eating pods of tide

Like he's some kinda teenager
That's the strangest witness of a mid-life
I mean, go buy a car, or a motor bike
Why would you eat plastic and poison jelly?

But who am I to judge?
I've never eaten poison jelly
Might be the best thing I've ever tasted
Might taste like turkey

A paradox walk into a bar tied to the feet of a hippy
Who said bartender pour me something cage-free
But no vegan, I actually eat meat
I'm not who you think I be

I like to hunt and fish, and I vote conservative
I just don't like my birds in cages
I like to shoot 'em as they fly away

And even though I finished high school
I wrote a song about how I'm a fool
don't even know what paradox means

I just know I don't like turkey

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from Always Wanting More, released April 26, 2021
Written by Ted Hajnasiewicz - ℗ All the Angels Sing Productions (ASCAP)

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Ted Hajnasiewicz Minneapolis, Minnesota

Driven to write the perfect song, Minneapolis-born singer/songwriter Ted Hajnasiewicz performs with a magnetizing honesty and reflective tone that speaks to the very essence of the human spirit.

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